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someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.

I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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mashable:

Finally, a use for all those boxes of Lego sets you won’t let your parents get rid off.

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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

cottognapple:

Tin Can Brothers (Joey Richter, Corey Lubowich, Brian Rosenthal) - ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Informative and fun video, you should watch! And then donate

Other gifs here, as usual

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage